The so called VJs of Music channels

Sun music was really good, wen they played songs alone. It was really a pleasant channel unless they shelled a bomb by making it a channel similar to other music channels.(well they just assume). Oflate,i could see most of the houses runnin these music channels permanently on their idiot box. If you dont have worthy to watch, you browse to watch Sun music. A female and a guy will be standing, crapping all the time.

Ya, on the pretext of introducing the concept called VJs, they brought in some people to host shows. The utter the same crappy lines, "Hello na blah blah pesuraen, ninga yaaru pesarthu??". Response from other side"Na blah blah pesuraen and surely add this sentence ninga romba azhaga irukinga(if its a girl vj)/ninga romba handsomeA irukinga(if its a guy)". Same old talking for last 3-4 years and i wonder how these people dont get bored.(afterall they are paid for it). You should see their way of dressing. It makes no sense except for few ppl.

There is a horrible program called "kadhala kadhala" or whatever crap. Vjs ask the callers"Ninga ethana varushama love pannaringa??"blah blah kinda questions which actually kindles my irritation to the peak. Some callers dont even relieve their identity on the pretext of getting caught. If they panic so much, why is there a need to call up these channels? I, sometimes realise, how can people be so vetti in this busy world? It is not respective to this channel alone, its wit respective all music channel that runs worthless shows that provide nothing but worthless entertainment and sometimes irritation.

Special programs on auspicious day will surely have so called celebrities. The person would have just acted as a friend of the hero, or a servant of the main cast. They create so much hype as if the person has become a celebrity and a super hero overnight. Yeeeeeee, ruins the essence of watching. A song that comes in the middle is the relief. Ofcourse, the purpose of music channel isnt solved if there is more talking and less music.

Certain vjs luk pathetic. They dont know what to speak and how to speak. Simply apply make up, stand before the camera and speak as if they have nothing to do with this program.

I wish these channels become paid ones, rather than useful channels like Discovery, ESPN,Star sports etc..

One liners (Comedy) in Kollywood movies

Comedy has been a part of kollywood movies. Koundamani-senthil duo were the best compared to these days comedians coz, i never get bored with their comedy track no matter how many time i watch them. Their one liners are still famous. Koundamani being excellent in dialogue delivery, delivers every piece of dialogue with a niche. Senthil, as far as i know is adept in changin is his facial expressions. Vivek was good but now his tracks are out of track. Vadivelu was really pathetic those days, but he showed a lot of improvement by changing his tone. Initially he used to yell a lot, now being submissive on his tracks, he is doing a fine job.

Few one liners that am so crazy about (we might inherit these oneliners for our usage, i guess)

1. Etho Etho kawasakhi, atho atho mitsubishi.

2. Koundamani - Kuda vechurukaravangalukku ellam petromas light tharathu illa.

3. Senthil - Annae ippa thanae ninga segappa azhaga irukinga

4.Vadivelu - Next meet pannalam

5.Vadivelu again - enna kaiyya pudichu izhuthiya?

6. Koundamani - a) Arasiyalla ithellam satharanam appa. b) Suryana namma yaarum suda mudiyaathu, surya veppam thaan nammala sudum

7. "america janathipathy annan murugesan vazhga"

8. Kaipulla innuma da intha ooru nammala nambikittu iruku.

9.Plan panni pannanum, ethayum plan pannama panna ippadi thaan aagum. ogaayyy

10. Vada pochae!!!!!!

11. Gundu paya pulla eppadi kothu uduthu paaru

12. Ithuku mela oru adi vizhuntha, sekar sethuruvaan

13. Building stronguu, basement konjan weakuu

14. Rightu udu!!!!!

15. Saaabha, ippavae kanna kattudhae

16. Naay sekar, Naay sekar, Naayiiiii sekarrrr

17. Koundamani in indian - Vaadi parthasarathyyyyy

18. Mapilaa, Mapu, mapu, vaechutaanda aapu.......dai govaalu, govaaluuuuu

19. STD na varalaaru thaanae???

20. Dai Kitna naaye, anju latcham ellam thara mudiyaathu, vaerum anjayiram kudukarom vaangitu odi poidu.

21.Annae maela paathu pottu kudunga, van ellam vaechu kadathirkom.

Most of us would surely use any of these dialects in appropriate situations. I hope tamil cinema keeps comedy track alive always. Kollywood movies always assures a special importance to comedy tracks as people have got used with this culture. Perfect blend of comedy with the movie is always a hit. If it happens to hang lose, they lose their importance and shine.

Few wonderful scenes from KURUVI

Kuruvi is sure a treat for eyes. Especially kids spending their summer holidays can watch this movie. You can actually bet, that this is gonna be the best spoof of spider man or super man. Few scenes in the movie which utilises physics and chemistry(screen chemistry i mean, btwn vijay and trisha. Both being horrible).

Scene 1: Introduction of vijay in all movies would actually be a bit comical, but this movie has something new for you people. For the uninitiated, Vijay comes out the storm water drainage or rather the water supply pipe line(not the sewer pipe). The pressure (Kg/cm2) of water is more than kg/cm2 of vijay.

Scene2: Vijay goes to rob the diamond from kocha's house without being noticed by anyone except trisha. Trisha being engaged to another henchman alone spots vijay among the crowd. When she is about to fall from the building, our hero rescues her like mask of zero (she compares him with Antonio bendarus in Mask of Zero). Vijay thinks he can remain unidentified with just a small mask around his eyes. Still tamil cinema hasnt changed much. Except for films like Indian.

Scene3: When Vijay rescues trisha she tries to remove the mask but falls into the swimming pool. Wow, you should see that she is not gettin noticed by anyone for falling into the pool, though the party happens around it. Cinematic touch.

Scene4: Vijay cuts kocha's hand with a blade, yet kocha has no reaction. How can a person remain unreactive to blade cut?he is bleeding profusely and notices it only when it is being informed to him by an airhostess or watever. Thicked skinned man really.

Scene5: Vijay stamps trisha's legs in the aircraft. Instead of trisha scolding him, she gets scoldings from him for not sitting properly. You should hear the dialogue there"Ponnuna adakkama ukkaranam. Ipadi papparappa nu kaala neeti ukkara kudaathu". Trisha claims she is travelling first time in flight. But how the hell did she get engaged in cudapah?who knows she might have really travelled on kuruvi :P or might have taken a helicopter. Who knows?after all she is kocha's sister.

Scene6: Vijay's fight scenes outside his house. he gets locked in a cage. The cage goes down into the gutter. He breaks the iron cage(ohhh...what a man?) comes out from the cooum. Man i should really appreciate his resistance. Chemically speaking, cooum has lots of toxic emmission and a person cannot resist more than 3 min.

Scene7: Fight in quarry, he kicks a tree. Lots of sticks fall from it. What a great delivery of energy?Already the tree is leafless, i mean the season is autumn. Obviously only sticks fall.

Scene 8: You get Fossils there. Vijay identifies a stone where manivannan had already promised the gooners that his son will come for rescue on a stone with blood stains. The fossil goes to vijay's hands while fighting and he identifies that as his dad's blood witout DNA test.

Scene9: A place where you have no accessibility to telephones, our villians use broadband for identification of villian via web cam(aircard may be who knows.). Wow what a use of technology? Again our hero uses internet to send all the datas to police. I guess the speed should be around 1gbps/sec. Otherwise all datas in hard disk cannot be sent in a jiffy.
Happa mudiyala, I am stopping here....

How effective is the current Government???

The current Government according to me is useless. Spineless people backing the minorities and spreading violence in the country. India is deemed to have been one of the peaceful nations when compared to African Continent, Israel, Iraq etc etc. Our country is goin to dogs after the Italian Lady's arrival on the thrown

Looking into the number of blast cases that have occured during the rule of congress, it is really sickening to realise that terrorist attack has become common like theft. The recent blast in Jaipur(innocent city), blast in UP, Hyderabad, Mumbai shows how ineffective the Government is. To have vote banks, they simply support minorities and shower excess mercy over the criminals.

When it comes to punishing a criminal, few idiotic politicians bring the issue of human rights. Mad dogs dont realise that innocent people who lost their lives are human beings and not animals. A criminal, master mind behind the parlimentary attack was excused of capital punishment quoting human rights. What notions do they have in mind about those innocent guards and policemen who lost their lives???

Lives of innocent people doesnt matter at all. All they need is support of minorities and the criminals are roaming scot-free.

One way, I admire Narendra Modi who has tamed Gujarat. I would say he is the next iron man of india after Vallabhai patel. Media, opposition party portray him as the Merchant of Death. On my view, what he has done is correct. He has not only controlled terrorism in his state, but also improved its conditions which once was totally wretched after the Massive Earthquake that shook the entire state. Being the Chief Minister for the 3rd consecutive time isnt that simple. No matter what, he proved his might and still lives with lots of courage. I would appreciate if a person like him become the PM of India. I dont mean to say that minorities must be treated improperly but, Majorities should be protected.

Reservation Shit!!!!!

Reservations, is it really needed ?? I really wanna know why these politicians work for vote banks instead of working on the upliftment of the poor. Do all minorities suffer setback?? My servant maid was from a downtrodden family. She has 3 sons and her husband was a daily wage labour. Believe me, she was pennyless 10 years back and now she owns an apartment in a posh locality worth 50lakhs.

She never availed reservations. All her sons were meritorious students who really studied under the sodium vapour lamps in streets. She dint even have money to get them a book. She would borrow money for high rate of interest and pay fees for them. I would consider her a classic example of how reservations should be made based on economy. She suffered a lot to gather money to pay fees for her kids. Though they were meritorious, they had difficulties paying their fees and every minute of their life was a struggle till her elder son started earning.

Why cant our country make reservations based on economy?? There are still people who are lame and do not have access to education due to their economy. Why cant government aid people like them? Reservations till basic education is also digestible. But why reservation for higher institutions like IIT and IIM??.Can they really coup with the meritorious students in IIT and IIM. This would infact create a complex in them. Lallu prasad's son will avail the first seat in the IIT thats gonna be started in Bihar soon. It will soon become a hub for henchmen and standard of the institution will decline. A responsible and a best student can bring laurels to this country. No wonder a talented guy from a forward community goes abroad for better recognition. Infrastructure of the company will die. Doctors will become lord of death. Unless people like Arjun singh shut their mouth, there will be no development in this country no matter what. Hope the next generation realises that quota should be based on merit and economy and am sure our country will be a developed nation,. Otherwise, it will always be called as Developing nation.

F***ed Tamil song lyrics

Last week I had been to satyam to watch a movie. I regularly watch movies and my illuck the only left out movie was KURUVI. I dint have a better choice to spend time with my cuz so we gathered our courage and decided to watch the movie. I have no reviews to write about this movie, as movies only can have reviews. You cannot describe a garbage..Can you???

The songs were the highlight of disgust in the movie. There was a duet song in the end, vijay and trisha clad in those jingucha jingucha costumes dancing to the tune of Vidyasagar. Oh my god. I was piqued. Disgusting part was trisha's costumes. It was horrible to the core. Ya, the director wanted to give this piece of shit a gilly touch and hence included a song in the fag end of the movie, which has totally no relevance to the movie or the situation.

One song Mozha Mozhanu yemma yemma was penned with utmost creation describing the texture of trisha's skin. Yuck, she luks ugly and lame. Wow wat a meaningful lyrics..I just felt like puking. Every time trisha says mozha mozhanu, you will feel like giving her a tight slap. I wonder how talented singers like anuradha sriram can take songs like this..The words have no sense whatsoever. Atleast "Appadi podu" song from gilly was enjoyable though it made no sense. But this song will arouse your anger. I know people would already be fuming and this song adds fuel to the fire. Oh my god, please ask the lyricist to stop penning songs like this which have no shit sense. The song is great test to your eyes. I guess you gotto increase the intake of carrots after watchin the song. Your eyes may suffer from deficiency so btr be safe. Costumes are in par with excellence. I have no words to describe the costumes worn by both. Especially trisha, though there is nothing much write about vijay's as he is on his usual self.

I have no words to express my opinion about the movie.. Simply out of earth, meaning only aliens can watch it and human beings cannot tolerate. Make your summer cool by not watching this movie. I felt ATM was better than this movie and though lyrics in ATM screwed totally, ARR's music hid the ugliness in it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5U0ZcvLEfR8

Click the link to watch the movie...

Watching this video is at your own risk. Are you a life insurance policy holder? If not, insure now.

Traffic Signals in india.........solves the purpose?

I wonder so many times while crossing the road near the signal.. Do people really give heeds to signals? Today morning i was waiting to cross the road. The pedestrian signal was green, yet i couldnt cross the road, coz the vehicles were rushing. I dint wanna take a chance, coz was high for me, than them . I was waiting for the next turn. When the pedestrain signals were red, i saw few road users crossing the road.

Everyday, when i cross road, i ensure the pedestrain signal is green and cross. There are few pedestrains who cross the signal, even if its red. When there is no vehicle approaching the signal, they tend to cross the road. Why cant these people wait??? They have their time to cross the road. Whenever, i tend to follow road rules, people treat me like a weirdo. They see me, as if am from an alien land. When they dont give a damn to traffic rules, i dont give a damn to them . I try to follow rules as much as possible except few circumstances. I was caught by the cops once to riding along a one way road. Though i had great chances to escape from his sight, I dint. This might sound a little too much. Yes, I voluntarily paid fine coz i did a mistake. This is a point for me to realise the mistake i did. Be a responsible citizen before pointing fingers at others....

Cartoon days

Everybody would have been crazy about cartoons. My mom never gave the cable connection coz we got so very addicted to cartoons and other music channels like Mtv, Channel V etc etc..When i was school, the cartoons that impressed me most were Swat cats, Captain Planet, Tom and Jerry(ofcourse none can hate T&J), Bugs Bunny and so on...I used to be so very crazy about Swat cats that every evening i used to miss those evening chats wit my classmates after school. Swat cats will be telecasted at 4pm and in my school, the last bell rings at 3.40pm. i used to rush home in my cycle. I wud not even wash my hands and legs. My mom would bring finger bowls. Me and ma sister wouldnt move out of our seats till 5pm..Captain planet was the next fav cartoon..I admired the amount of info it gave..

T-bone and Razer in Swat kats were my heroes. Infact i had dreams abt working the swat kats squad. I never missed single episode and i still remember every character in the Cartoon..

I just loved Bugs bunny and i would imitate the bunny a lot..I used to irritate ppl like how the bunny does.

Omg, cartoons these days are pathetic. CN has lost its charm, repeating all the boring cartoons. Anyways I dont even have time to switch on the idiot box these days...

Glory Glory Manchester United

I was quite excited for few weeks about the English Premier League results..When Manchester united lost to chelsea, i really couldnt digest. I am a Manchester united fanatic and i know how irritating this would be. They had just 2 games to decide their fate..Yesterday's matches were thrilling for sure. I knew, Manchester united would surely win the game and so would Chelsea. But, footbal is a game where predictions might become sometimes wrong. Ya predictions went wrong, when Chelsea drew with bolton. I dint watch the game though. Whenever i sit before the tv to watch a MAn U match, Man U either loses or they draw. So i rather kept away from the game and got updates from my cousin.

I started watching EPL 4 years back and i hardly knew anything about the players etc. As days went by, i had a great liking for Man U. My cousin is one way responsible for it and he is a great fan of Manchester united, following every inch of the game. He seldom keeps track of cricket matches except for World cup. Enough of my own stories.

I am happy that Red devils are champions again....hope they perform well on 21st may in moscow and bash chelsea..John Terry is injured and Rooney is back. That sounds good......

bad deeps(wit horns): Terry is injured....hehehe...

good deeps(wit hallow): wicked deeps...no dont think like this...Terry is a great player.

RED DEVILS ROCK AND RULE...................Hope i get a chance to witness the game live at the Old Trafford one day...

Trip to the alamparai fort

I totally forgot to write about my trip to Alamparai fort, which is about 100 kms away from Chennai...Alamparai fort is situated near a place called Marakanam, on the way to Pondy. Its not actually on the main road, but you will have to go through lots of small, uncompacted so called roads. Now, after a great difficulty, if you land up in a place, nevertheless you will realise, Alamparai fort existed here...Actually, you can just see the ruins of the fort and there is nothing so great about it. If pictures of Golkanda fort and Trichy fort are there in your mind, then please try to erase it. This place will have few blocks of the palace in a delipitated condition.

The best part about this place are back waters. The fort is surrounded by backwaters. If you go there on a cloudy day, i bet you can have fun. We did a grave mistake by choosing tis place on a sunday afternoon during the month of April. There are boats that can take you to the otherside (sea shore), where you can have fun in the beach. Be very careful while negotiating rates with the local fishermen for the boat ride, because they are highly volatile and wont stick to the same rates till the end. We faced a nightmare wit a man who demanded 2k while we initially fixed just Rs.350/-. He said he wont let us to the other side. We somehow paid just Rs.350/- and reached the other side. Be careful, even if you are threatened by him, dont lose your nerve, be brave and face him stating you wont be shelling even a single rupee extra.

Better pack lunch, otherwise it is very difficult for you have food. Especially people sensitive to road side dhaba, wise decision if you carry food. We actually took food from home, one item from each of us.

On the whole, it was a great experience. Infact, there are lots of places in outskirts of chennai, which most of them havent come across. We took pictures of sunset near back waters on the way to Chennai from Marakanam. Its a splendid place for taking pictures...Please dont venture into the backwaters as the sand is pretty loose.

Meet up after a long time

Post dedicated to my best friends in college...

We all decided to meet on a saturday evening...Hari & Suri had come from Bangalore, Rohini from hyderabad. I know we have become refined corporates now, yet we still remain the same. Hari - A girl who always laughs for anything and everything...

Rohini - Still watching cartoon network...

Meena - Same reclusive girl and opens up only if she has mood

Suri - Same solo suri...

Vijay - i have no comments to offer.....

This meeting sans vijay lacked spice, yet we accomplished it, inspite of our busy schedule. Hmmm, we decided to have a night out at rohini's house...When i was climbing the stairs of her apartment, every step reminded me of those wonderful moments i had wit them. Rohini's house was more like a second home to me and her mom never hesitated to serve us wit food anytime. Every part of life is wonderful, be it school days, college days etc....but my college days seemed more wonderful to me than anything else....tats purely because of my friends. Infact, rohini's mom's affection prevented me from visiting my parents home at coimbatore...I never missed them.

I know this post wud sound so stupid and emotional but i wanted to share... I want to show, how special are these ppl to me.....hats off guys.....

Summer time........

A post after a long time...
I know its summer time..heat waves arent a new stuff to ppl in chennai. These days you could find no house witout aircons...My dad wanted to put aircon in my room, i strictly objected to it. Two reasons, electricity bills and rate of emmission. Aircons are needed in houses where you dont have proper ventilation. How did we manage ten years before?Aircons were a matter of luxury those days and it is well known tat only rich people were entitled. Now, it has become a necessity and yet i manage witout it because, my house is blessed wit a park close by.

Am one way glad tat am managing this summer witout aircon and reducing emmissions. It is not only wit respect to emmission, am saving a lot on electricity. Aircon is must if it is really intolerable. Else, chuck it. You can manage witout it.