Mumbaiiiii bleeds

I am not gonna talk in length about the whole issue... I can just say onething that Indians are bleeding and our country politicians suck to the core...



They have absolute disregard to safety of common man. Why is there a need for him/her to believe in our security, when those morons are provided with high level z-grade security???



Infact, atleast one politician at higher level should suffer the lose of his/her kith or kin in a struggle like this and i bet the whole bunch of morons will realise wat security actually means.



I have utter disregard for any god damn political party in this nation because, they care a shit for common man. They are bothered about accumulating wealth.



This is the only country which inspite of having humongous resources fail to safe guard them. Dont bother about them, they are busy accusing each other and also busy expanding their accounts in swizz bank whereas we sweat, toil and shed our blood to pay tax.



If the govt is really responsible, cut tax from citizens for a year after troubling us so much. Why blame those terrorist when we have enough hooligans and henchmen in the form of politicians?



Why blame pakistan, when our own country is bleeding with no proper governance?



I would prefer living in DR Congo or Sudan and die without food instead of the torturous death in the hands of these Terrorists.



Blame the government for minorty appeasement, quota and other nonsense which they brought into effect thinkin India is gonna prosper.



This country will never change as far as the morons who rule now are chucked or exiled. They are not even fit to live in this world. Not at all. Animals are far better.



I dont even feel like talking about this or sharing the incident. It is quite traumatising. A person sitting 1000km away could feel the pain and anguish. I wonder how the affected would feel. This incident would be haunting them for the entire period of their lives.

The 10 paise boon...

I know i have been boring people with my experience...Yet, i dont have anything much to write in my blog..blogs loaded with politics, cine news etc are more than enough that i dont have anything much to add.


Ok, when i was in college final year. I was having a postpaid connection. I know, we could hardly afford Rs.300 a month for mobile fones. Once my bill shooted upto 1k. I had to pay my bills in installments after cooking up enough stories at home. I decided to give up my postpaid connection and took up a new hutch prepaid. the monthly recharge was 200 bucks and the calls rates from 9pm to 9am was just ten paise. 100 messages free and wat more does a student need?
I took up tat plan. Then on, i got really naughty.. I used to play pranks wit my friends after 9pm. Once, it so happened tat i hardly could catch some sleep. So i started msgn the vetti ppl who were actually in my position. I got reply from a close frnd of mine. So i called him up immediately. He was kind of sleepy and was trying his level best to hold his sleep to talk to me.

Me: Hey wats up da?wat u upto?
him:I just finished preparing for my toefl tats scheduled tom (lazy tone)
Me: GREAT
him: so wat u upto?and y arent u sleeping?
Me:bored, am unable to sleep. i believe i overslept in class today.
him: neram di neram(time di time)
me:hehehe
him: so tell me something interesting.
me:ok, instead of tellin u something interesting, lemme ask u a question.
him:shoot...
me:listen its already late and i dont wanna bother u
him: if you arent planning a stuff like lord labak daas, then am totally fine wit ur questions
me: are u sure?
him: i will decide wat i should be doing after ur first question..
me: ok, i have a great doubt...Kosu kottavi viduma? (does a mosquito yawn?)
him:$%^**%&(%*()*@#$#
me: Good nite..all the best for ur toefl
I vaguely remember the time was about 2am :P
After his exams ,he came to college looking for me..Rest u guys can guess...

Spooky........

I dont know how many of them are scared of darkness, but am. I was pretty normal about these paranormal stuffs till i visited cochin last week. My boss wanted me and my colleague to go on an official visit to cochin port to collect reports from two projects there.


We landed there on 31.10.08 morning and our office cab picked us up. We were taken to the office guest house. I was given a nice cozy room with tv. After having a cup of tea, i had my bath. We had a super breakfast prepared by the cook in the guest house. I should seriously appreciate that fellow coz he cooked yummyyy dishes. After having our breakfast, we started from our guest house around 10am.


After a long tiring day at the site, we got back to the guest house. I went to my room changed my dress and started watching tv. I just came out once to ask my cook to get one pack maggy for the next day's breakfast. My colleague knocked my door and said he would go out for a while. By the time, the cook had come back. I ensured that i wasnt alone in the guest house.


There were actually three office people and a cook in the guest house. Another senior person was expected around 8.30pm. Around 8pm my colleague got back to the guest house. We were just talkin for sometime. The time was 8.30pm and our senior did not arrive. I told my colleague that i would go to my room and watch tv till the senior comes. Meantime, my colleague also got back to his room.

Around 9pm, i heard a loud bang. Someone was actually banging my door and not even knocking. I initially thought it was my colleague playing some pranks. So, i got up to open the door. When i opened, i found none outside my door. My colleague meanwhile came out of his room and asked me "why did you bang my door like this?"...I was first perplexed. So we both decided to check if our senior had come. But he did not arrive at that time. We asked the cook. He said, he has been in the kitchen for last half an hour. We asked him if some one came. He said the main door is locked and noone can enter.


The actual trepidation started then. I started feelin so bad. I could feel fear running through my spine. I stared at the clock. Around 9.15pm, door bell rang. Our senior just entered. We were just casually speaking. I told him about the incident. He said he has been living in the guest house for last 6 months so no fear. By the time, he could finish this statement, lights went off. There was a power cut.


I was hell scared then. I started reciting slogams and was praying god like never before. Once, the power was restored, we decided to hit the sack. I started watching tv to keep away the fear. I was watching tv till 11pm. I was feeling extremely sleepy yet i couldnt sleep. Trust me, i dint sleep for a minute the whole night. After a lot of tv watching, i saw my watch and the time was 5.30am. Sun started rising and i got a new hope. After few minutes, I was able to hear the tv sound that was placed in the lounge. I immediately got up from my bed. I brushed my teeth, took bath and came out for hot tea and breakfast. I was waiting to eagerly to check out of the guest house. The same evening we had train around 7pm. I packed my bags and asked my colleague not to get back to the guest house and leave to station directly from the site office. Habaaaaaaaaa..........spookiest night in my life.

How the hell could he leave nayanthara? :P

Weird dreams arent a new stuff to me. I always get irrelevant, weird and utterly foolish dream sometimes. ya, comin to the dream i had yesterday nite, i was laughin abt it even after coming to office.


Yesterday night, my bro packed his backs to Chennai. He stays in mumbai. I called him up to find out where he was and stuff. His flight was scheduled at 10pm, but i guess it did not start on time. I was bloody hell tired due to my expedition in rain and i hit the sack early. I, suddenly woke up around 1pm, messaged my bro, asking where he was. He replied, that he just landed few minutes before and was gettin back with his friend in the car. I asked which frnd and stuff and dozzed off again. He had mentioned the guy's name in the msg and that was the last msg i read before sleeping.


I had a dream that my brother was existing in the next portion of our apartment (just opposite to ours. Actually, he resides in mylapore. :P). Me and him with couple of his friends decide to go out to some place. His friend, assume X, brings his girl friend. Oh my god, she was none other than the gorgeous actress nayanthara.


Now, dont ask me the connection. I dont know, why she came in my dream that too as a girl friend of my friend's bro.
X gives us all an intro. The girl, assume she is Y, in the form of nayan wasnt actually an actress, she was just another girl. The girl and me became friends eventually. One day, there is a big fight between the girl Y and the guy X. It so happened that the girl pleaded me so much to convince X to speak to her. I speak to my brother about it and he says he will somehow make X to speak to me first. X comes to my bro's place and i signal my bro. My bro gives clearance and i go to X and say "can i have 2 min of ur time?"....X is so furious that he says "Look, i will give u 30 seconds..Tell me wat all u can say to convince me to speak to Y. I cannot extend time at any cost"...I get so scared that i say "Ni ithu sollavae, 30 seconds eduthutta, na inimael pesa enna iruku?"(if you take 30 seconds to just say this, then what more can i talk?)....I just give a furious look at my bro and my bro hides his face.


X starts shouting at my bro. Says "Ennada, un thangachi ku enna da urumai iruku enna convince panna? (what right does ur sis have to convince me), avala velaya paathuttu poga sollu da"(ask her to mind her business). My bro somehow pacifies him. The girl Y, keeps crying to me always and asks me to convince X. I give an idea to Y askin her to visit X at his office. I say "That is the best place because X wont shout at u". Now Y goes to see X at office and the effort again goes vain. Suddenly i hear a sound of calling bell, i see that it was nothing than my alarm ringing sharply in my ears.


Today morning, I was so curious to call up my bro to narrate this dream. But, i knew he would be sleeping and dint wanna bother him. I first messaged him to find out if he was awake. I got a reply and i immediately called him and narrated the whole incident. He was laughing uncontrollably. He said "it partially reflects the attitude of my friend". He also added that "Adi paavi, en friend kandipa intha madri oru ponnu kitta ellam kochuka maatan. ( my friend really wont get angry at a beautiful girl like this). But why the hell did you not dream about a girl friend for me?, how could u dream about a girl frnd for my friend?" (irony is, I dont even know him. I dont even know how he looks). I replied, "Iam weird and my dreams are the most weirdest of all".
I know its weird to dream of a girl friend for my bro's friend instead of dreaming for my bro. But, hell who knows wat ur dream is composed of?As far as am concerned, its totally out of my control. Wish my bro's frnd really gets a good luking girl like nayan :P. I will adopt occlumency from then on.. :P

Enna koduma sir ithu!!!!!

Yesterday, around 9am i started from home, the sun was shining bright up in the sky and no signs of rain, as a result, I left my umbrella at home. Just another day i thought and was travellin in a bus to office. Everything was perfect till 12noon, after that, the sky got a lill dark and it was getting darker in the afternoon. I just peeped out of the window to see that the raindrops were pretty big and the drizzle was more than a drizzle. All of sudden, it started pouring like someone was pouring water from heaven with a huge bucket. After 5 minutes, i could find streams on the road and knee deep water gushing all over.


I took special permission from my manager to leave early as i found no signs of the rain stopping. I took my office umbrella, walked to bus stop. To my horror, there was so much of crowd and the whole place was marooned. I was standing on the pavement and knee deep water just before the pavement. With a great difficulty, I caught a deluxe bus. Usually, I wait for a long time to catch a bus that is least crowded. But having seen the traffic scenario yesterday, I know I will not get a least crowded bus and if i wait, i will have to keep waiting. Atleast I was happy that i got into a deluxe bus, where the crowd was manageable.


I was not lucky enough to catch a seat. So many anxious and worried faces around me, calling up their loved ones and I, just called up my Dad and said "dad, I don’t know when I will reach home, ask amma to be cool". People gave a weird look. The bus was moving from bumper to bumper. With great difficulty, managed to cross koyembedu round about signal after 2hrs of expedition on the road(pity the bus driver). I totally lost my patience, as i was suffocating inside due to lack of oxygen.


I got off the bus, managed to catch an auto. He asked 80 bucks from koyembedu to kodambakkam. I was happy. I nodded, got into an auto and asked him to take a viable route that can reach me home faster. He took a left turn near Arumbakkam, took some kutti sandhu and finally he stopped infront of my house. I paid him 10 bucks extra for his extraordinary riding skills and presence of mind, otherwise I would have got stuck in vadapalani signal.. The situation was actually worse coz it was a friday evening + diwali time + heavy thunder showers. Ah, I was bloody damn hungry when i reached home. My mother had made appalam and rasam for me specially. I ate like a glutton, slept like a baby. Ofcourse, I was stuck in the same place today morning also. But it was not as bad as yesterday.

IMD forecast for the day

Yesterday morning (22.10.2008), I woke up and saw the sky was little gloomy. There was partial sunshine. I thought it was another day. With a bored look on my face, i started gettin ready for office. Suddenly there was a power cut and the sky was gettin really dark.

It started raining around 8.30am and was quite heavy. Usually, my street, no matter how it much rains, water logging will be very minimal. Yesterday, unsually, there was a swimming pool infront of my house. I called up my office immediately and said i will be coming only after the rain stops.

I waited for an hour. There was a mild drizzling and so i decided to start for my office. Actually day before yesterday (21.10.08) was declared a holiday for schools and colleges. As usual, there was little rainfall on tat day and it rained heavily yesterday.

With great difficulty, i reached office. In the evening, my parents were eager to watch suntv news to know about the weather forecast (Ya, i used to watch suntv news way back in 2005 to just listen to my exams gettin postponed due to heavy showers). I was warning them not to watch. Coz, whenever IMD says weather forecast on tv, I see that almost opposite of it happens. Yesterday, our dear beloved man who always comes on tv to forecast weather said there would be heavy showers for next two days. School will remain closed tommorrow owing to heavy downpour blah blah...Ya, today morning, the sun was out smiling bright.. I was sweating profusely, while waitin in the bus stop to catch my bus to office.

This reminded me of a scene in the movie thiruvilayadal arambam, where dhanush brings an umbrella to college inorder to protect shriya from rain. The sun wud be shining bright though. He gives the umbrella to shreya

Dhanush:"intha kodai inniku mazhai varum"(actually the sun would be shining bright)

She will smile and say "Eppadi sollara, kandipa mazha varathu.Eppadi veyyil adikuthu paaru".

After 10 seconds, it starts raining and dhanush brings umbrella for her(ofcouse, happens only in our cinemas).

shreya:"Eppadi sonna mazhai varumnu"..

Dhanush:"TV la sonnanga"

Shreya:"mazhai varumna"

Dhanush:"illa mazha varathunu".

Ya jovial stuff, but remains a fact though.

Expiry date of Tomato Ketchup.....

When i was in college, our gang used to hang out in one of my friend's place for combine studies. I used to go to her house jus for studying and there were two other guys who came for learnin lessons.

During 7th semester study holls, there was heavy downpour almost every evening. One fine evening, as usual, it was raining heavily. My friend's mom had made yummy sandwiches for all the 4 of us. There was no tomato ketchup at home. So me and other two guys decided to get one at the nearby grocery shop.

It was raining heavily.. With great difficulty we managed to go to the shop. We asked the shopkeeper for a small bottle of ketchup. He told us "pasangala en kitta oru bottle ketchup thaan iruku. mazhai naala saraku varala". (i have just one bottle of ketchup, coz of incessant rains, we have not purchased goods)

We were quite happy that atlst one bottle of ketchup was available. I remember tat day was the last day of the month. After buyin the ketchup, i saw the expiry date. It said best before november 1st 2005. We were seeing each others face. one guy said "dai machan vidu da, nalaiku thaane expiry date..namma innikae gaali panniruvom..ketchup illama sandwich saapda mudiyaathu mapi"(dude tom is only the expiry date rite?y do we retain the sauce till tom?we shall finish it by today itself)

With that ketchup bottle, we went home and had those yummy sandwiches. Guess wat ? we emptied the whole bottle of ketchup tat night itself. we could better say sandwiches for ketchup instead of ketchup for sandwiches.