THEEEE is a P*****

Now, dont think bad of me for using abusive language on this forum but am totally sorry that i couldnt control my tongue. I had a mixed feeling yesterday when i was forced to watch a torturous movie and I was sitting with my friends. In the afternoon, I got a call from my friend who was my batchmate in my GRE class. He wanted to meet me regarding admits and stuffs. Also asked me if we could go for a movie. He first suggested SARVAM and i was convinced. I opened satyam cinemas website to check if they have opened advance booking. The movie was not at all releasing this week. I just came across few movies that was running this week. The first thing that came to my vision was the movie THEE (super-duper masala venture by Sundar.C). I wonder who was ready to invest on Sundar.C and namitha.

Later, around 4.30pm i got a call from one of my friend. He asked me if i could join him for a movie that evening. I gave my consent after hearing that two others are joining. I never asked him about the movie. I accompanied one of my colleagues to a shop in kadar nawaz khan road to buy laptop. Since, he was new to the town and doesnt know much of tamil, i had to bail him out. After this, i went to the theatre. We went into studio-5, my most fav screen. Initially these stupid jewellary ads came. To my shock, after these commercials, we realised we were going to watch THEE. Oh my goodness, i thought for a sec that we must have entered the wrong hall. But, so unfortunate that we actually walked into the right ones. Me and 2 others who accompanied me for the movie, shot a bad look at the guy who got tickets and made this plan. The only reason i chose to stay back was, we had bought so much of snacks like nacho with salsa, caramel popcorn, vanilla eclair, chocolate eclair, minute maid pulpy orange etc. I thought i should finish all the snack before leaving the theatre. The movie was nothing but crap. First scene itself total damage. Sundar.C walking naked, ofcourse censoredly naked on the streets of chennai. A traffic policeman asks him why and he replies "I had a dream of clean and neat india with super politicians. I was so engrossed in it that i failed to even realise that someone robbed me off my dress"..........that point itself we almost fainted. So many sequences like this and the whole movie was composed of crappy dialogues and crappy songs. I guess, at this rate namitha will soon be out of focus. Oh my god, she looks terribly sick on the screen and she is just not huge but she is mammoth. how can i forget the music director srikant deva..our next oscar winner???habaaaaaaaaa

Then, there was a moment where the beloved hero gives a definition of secularism. "Hindustan petroleum la hindukal mattuma petrol podaranga, muslims podarthu illa? Akbar kasappu kadaila, muslims mattuma kari vaangaranga? hindus kari vaangarthu illa? After hearing this dialogue, we decided to move out. Three of us started walking out the cinema hall, after which the 4th one followed. We had sumptuous tiffin at ID (idly dosa) and then had gala time at BLUR. I was so engrossed in FIFA09 that i failed to see time and i only realised at 10.30 that i was playing. Immediately we pushed off, reached home and fortunately got no scoldings from amma for coming home so late. After telling her the name of the movie i watched, she herself pitied and left me :P